Keg of Ranch

Hidden Valley has made it possible to buy a mini keg of ranch dressing for $50. This gets you five liters of ranch, or 169 fl oz. The keg is conveniently stackable, in case you need more than one.

Fortune.com worked out that you can buy 160 oz of ranch in bottles for $30. So you're paying a $20 premium for the keg.

You can order one here.

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Posted By: Alex - Sun Nov 12, 2017
Category: Food | Overpriced Merchandise

Comments

Not to mention you won't be able to get the last 8 oz. or so out of the stupid keg.

Posted by Virtual on 11/12/17 at 11:30 AM

The people at Fortune.com must have missed the little line in the ad: "Includes a year supply of Hidden Valley Ranch!"

I don't know how much that would amount to, but I assume you'd get at least a couple of refills.

Posted by Phideaux on 11/12/17 at 12:29 PM

"I brought a keg of ranch dressing instead of a keg of beer," said the least popular guy at the party.

Posted by Brian on 11/12/17 at 12:33 PM

That would go well with the Yard 'o' Beef and Truckload of Crackers I'm expecting for Christmas.

Posted by KDP on 11/13/17 at 01:40 PM

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