Real Life Urban Legend
In Seneca, South Carolina a nude man was arrested for breaking and entering. Said individual resisted arrest, and was unfased by a taser shot. After being subdued he was taken to the hospital as police suspected he was under the influence of mushrooms (not the kind you put on pizza). Upon examination it was discovered *drum roll* that the guy had a mouse up his rectum.
Update: Thanks to all my WU friends for catching the rest of the story, a computer mouse not a live mouse was involved.
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peta will not be amused! thought of lemmiwinks from south park. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 09:41 AM
um I re-read my link and it does not say computer mouse anywhere in it. i googled the guy and looked at several articles about the incident and all state he had a mouse TAIL protruding from his rectum and nowhere in any of them does it mention a computer type mouse. here is another link with the story-
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13457729
sorry reg, i do not see what you are talking about anywhere.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13457729
sorry reg, i do not see what you are talking about anywhere.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 10:09 AM
Y'all are missin' the point; IT WAS UP HIS BUTT!
Too bad it wasn't a cordless. We could have tested it's range under adverse conditions. Consumers want to know!
Too bad it wasn't a cordless. We could have tested it's range under adverse conditions. Consumers want to know!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/11/10 at 10:46 AM
yeah have him squeeze it to see if the cursor moves! :lol:
thanks everyone, i will link tsg on my post with a correction. i seem to have only found initial reports on my search.
thanks everyone, i will link tsg on my post with a correction. i seem to have only found initial reports on my search.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 12:01 PM
grease is a lonely guy's best friend robb. 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 12:08 PM
but kdp, drugged up crazies continuing to fight badly injured (think pcp) is nothing new. A real mouse (bio. or mech.) up the butt story is rare and unique! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 12:20 PM
welcome to the party wayne! good points all! 😜
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 01:10 PM
The story I read about this said it was a gerbil :cheese:
BTW did you all read the report about the guy at Walmart what was caught trying to steal bacon buy shoving it up his rectum one slice at a time ? Does this make him a lard butt ??
BTW did you all read the report about the guy at Walmart what was caught trying to steal bacon buy shoving it up his rectum one slice at a time ? Does this make him a lard butt ??
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/11/10 at 04:37 PM
film at 11! :lol:
and it is self greasing too!!
and it is self greasing too!!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 04:48 PM
Apple's next new product: the iProd :D
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/11/10 at 05:01 PM
bd that is the funniest thing ever!!!!rotflmfao!!! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/11/10 at 05:55 PM
Yup, I agree, Patty, BD <strike>shoved</strike> hit that one out of sight!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/11/10 at 11:49 PM
The iProd 2G .. now with front and rear facing cameras. 😛
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/13/10 at 11:34 AM
sounds like a demented rocky and bullwinkle parody! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/14/10 at 12:55 AM
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