Reezig

The idea of my feet enjoying an energy drink sounds too much like something out of a Clive Barker horror story.

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Dec 15, 2018
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Dear Alex,
Any website which references Clive Barker officially vaults to the top of my 5 most frequently visited websites. Clive Barker's work The Damnation Game was the most disturbing book I have ever read in my life! Oh, and I suppose I would soak my feet in Reezig to see if that would improve by performance on the badminton court.

agent j

Posted by agent j on 12/15/18 at 10:40 AM

For those of you old enough to remember, this sounds like the old P.F. Flyers: "Run faster! Jump Higher!"

Posted by KDP on 12/16/18 at 09:40 AM

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