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The great character actor Mr. Rip Torn, was accused of possibly being under the influence of alcohol while driving. You can either use that-there piece of equipment to measure his blood-alcohol level scientifically, or you can look right-here. Register Citizen (Torrington, Conn.)

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Jan 07, 2009
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RIP - Really Intoxicated Person. Guilty! 😏

Posted by DownCrisis on 01/07/09 at 10:56 AM

Guilty!... of trying to make Nick Nolte's mug shot look good.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/07/09 at 11:15 AM

Dude's been down this lane before. Guilty.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/07/09 at 12:38 PM

Guilty of trying to get Patches O'Houlihan another role.

Posted by AGFH on 01/07/09 at 01:06 PM

First of all - What is he doing in Torrington? There's nothing there.
Second - Why is a movie star driving a 1994 Subaru?
Third - "Torn failed a portion of the field sobriety tests before he gave up, claiming the ground was not level enough." The ground does that to me when I'm drunk. Does it to me when I sober too but not as much.

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/07/09 at 01:15 PM

RIPped - Meaning Drunk
Torn up - Meaning Drunk
Rip Torn - NOT GUILTY!!

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 01/08/09 at 02:58 PM

All the Fun Stuff Happens in CT. : Jules, Pancakes, 1994 Suburu Legacies, Drunk Driving and Snow.
packing my shyt and moving my arse back up north

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 01/08/09 at 03:02 PM

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