roger arnold

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[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Roger Arnold, 33, who was either (a) trying to flash the teenage girl behind the counter at a gas station or (b) having trouble with a pesky zipper in trousers that were too tight and trying as hard as he could to conceal any inappropriate view with a bag of pretzels. TCPalm.com (Stuart, Fla.)

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Posted By: Chuck - Fri Dec 12, 2008
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Guilty of being an idiot for thinking anyone would buy that lame excuse after already being charged with the same offense in the past.

Posted by AGFH on 12/12/08 at 09:57 AM

Ah, give the guy a break! He lives in a huge swamp and zippers are, most likely, new fangled, hi-tech items.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/12/08 at 10:47 AM

At least in prison, his ridiculous fake tan will fade, so his eyes don't look like Spider-man's mask.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/12/08 at 11:28 AM

Maybe all they had were unsalted pretzels and he was just...adding his own salt. :sick:

Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/12/08 at 12:29 PM

AvBlankety, I live in Greece but my US address is in Xanth along the gold coast.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/12/08 at 01:20 PM

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