RunPee.com - When you REALLY have to go

With the advent of the internet, I was hoping someone would develop a site like RunPee.com. Not only clever, but this website lists times when you could politely excuse yourself and find bladder relief without missing too much of the movie. Try out the interactive times listed for each movie and see if you agree. I especially like the scrambled spoilers which will tell you what you are missing. Click on "unscramble" and you'll get a short plot summary of what you will miss. Some movie listings even have "anti-pee" times, like in "Star Trek" when Kirk is on the ice planet.

Here's the link!!

http://runpee.com/#app=3e1a&e1bd-RunPeeID=172.151.0&26f3-selectedIndex=0

My personal philosophy for when to go is to wait until just after an intense battle scene. This technique has worked especially well for me, except I didn't get to go during "P.S. I Love You".

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Posted By: gdanea - Wed Jun 10, 2009
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I'll definitely let my girlfriend know about this, because she usually has to pee at least once if we go see a movie in theaters. I, of course, never go to the bathroom during a movie, at least if it can be helped.

Posted by mdb777 on 06/10/09 at 07:45 PM

I hope they give multiple times you can go, because if enough people catch on to this the lines will be long enough to ruin the benefit.

Posted by Matt in Florida on 06/11/09 at 10:16 AM

You forgot to add women with enlarged prostates:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/health/2002865111_carnalknowledge15.html

Posted by Pablo on 06/11/09 at 12:33 PM

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