Serpentarius the Healer

A debate has begun about changing the zodiac. The idea is to better reflect where the Earth now resides amongst the stars. Apparently the things have shifted a bit in the last 3,000 years. Ophiuchus is the new sign, it represents Serpentarius the Healer.
The face of new zodiac calendar:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Jan 15, 2011
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that would pretty much change everyone's signs. big news if you subscribe to astrology and atleast interesting if you don't.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/15/11 at 07:39 AM

Let the malpractice suits commence!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/15/11 at 09:31 AM

Let me guess. Patty's an Ophiuchus. (insert snake-handler remark here).

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 01/15/11 at 01:48 PM

OMG, so now instead of a sophisticated Picsean, I'm a stupid Aquarian? Screw this! I'm never reading another horoscope again, not that I do now. :roll: Oh, yeah, and that'll just give the Scopios another reason to think they're special - bah!

Posted by done on 01/15/11 at 05:50 PM

i am cancer on the current chart and gemini on the 'new' one, but thanks for the vote of confidence on my skill scot. dan, its the dawning of the age of aquarius for you honey.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/15/11 at 06:30 PM

ARGHHHH! :ahhh: danny pulls his hair out and runs away before 1/6th of the population flames his ass.

Posted by done on 01/15/11 at 06:46 PM

I consider myself Hornicus ... the sign of the engorged male organ. When born my stars aligned with two large mountains and a crater with a horizontal fracture on the earths moon.

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 01/16/11 at 06:11 PM

danny, and a cute little ass it is too!
gg, i don't know honey.
bd, that is absolutely perfectfor you honey.
captain, i love it!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/17/11 at 02:39 AM

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