shirley tyndall

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["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Shirley Tyndall was arrested for DUI in North Carolina, and it's important that we determine her guilt/innocence because her job, at the local jailhouse, is at stake. WRAL-TV (Raleigh)

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Jan 14, 2009
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Guilty! Poor thing though, she probably has to put on her beer goggles just to look at herself in the mirror each morning.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14/09 at 10:06 AM

Hair in a bottle?? Hell, KDP, she had to find that stuff laying dead in the middle of the road.

Guilty!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/14/09 at 10:18 AM

Is her hair radioactive?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/14/09 at 12:55 PM

at least if she gets locked up, the hubby will still have a source of income from the moonshine!

Posted by mrjazz on 01/14/09 at 02:28 PM

She's so ugly my dog wouldn't hump her leg. Lock her up in solitary, give the convicts a break. Is her hair radioactive?
She was once reported as a UFO...ugly, fat, offensive.

Posted by mumbley on 01/14/09 at 04:23 PM

Aww, the poor sweet thing. She just needs to skip her lovely self a bit to the west, straight into Chattanooga. She'll be just fine there.

Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 01/14/09 at 04:40 PM

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