Skinny Suicides Survival Rate

I had this post in the queue before Alex did his story about the woman jumping yesterday. Maybe this is the explanation for her miracle.

Apparently, it's best to put on a few pounds before jumping from a high place, if you are serious about doing yourself in.

Original article here.

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Posted By: Paul - Mon Jun 27, 2016
Category: Suicide | 1980s | Women

Comments

Fat splats.

Posted by A Nonny Mouse on 06/27/16 at 09:06 AM

Skinny chicks have no reason to jump anyway!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/27/16 at 02:05 PM

Guess I'll have to come up with a different way to do her in. Bwahhhaaahhaa.
Actually Patty, you'd be surprized how much grief my wife gets from the meat and tater heiffers in KS.

Posted by GFinKS on 07/05/16 at 03:41 PM

Not really surprising, people in general are just cruel but at least she has you sweetie.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/06/16 at 10:54 AM

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