Slap me and make me beautiful
According to the Koh Chang Sun, in Thailand slapping is a government-approved alternative to plastic surgery. Slap your way to a bigger bust, better complexion, etc. Plus, it's all natural, so it must be good for you!
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Anyone know the Thai for snake oil? As for the tape measure test, first off, where did she get a tape measure in inches? Of course the girl's breasts are going to be larger after the treatment - they've had the heck smacked out of them, so they're swollen. And I noticed that the tape measure was not measuring in the same place on the breasts - the "after" measurement was a little lower, and so it was bigger.
Ten million Baht is about $314,000.
Ten million Baht is about $314,000.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 05/31/12 at 09:35 AM
I kept waiting to see a fish-slapping treatment. Oh, wait, that was a fish-slapping dance. Sorry. Go back to what you were doing.
Posted by KDP on 05/31/12 at 10:22 AM
We sell the same "snake oil" here in the first world. The equivalent treatment is done with a machine and is sold in the US and Europe as a cellulite treatment. The skin plumps making it smoother and firmer. Despite the effects being short lived, people are generally happy with the non-surgical cosmetic improvement.
Posted by Miles on 05/31/12 at 11:52 AM
If any of you ladies have been refused treatment because your breasts are too small by these quacks, let me reassure you that they aren't for a true master of the art and send me an e-mail with photos so I can design the specific treatment you'll require.
DON'T FORGET THE PHOTOS!
DON'T FORGET THE PHOTOS!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/31/12 at 12:18 PM
I bet it feels good though. and it is 1,000,000 % natural...er... well... and the price is ri <coff, spew, sputter> $314,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Expat47, you need a partner? Consultant?
Expat47, you need a partner? Consultant?
Posted by Todd on 05/31/12 at 02:31 PM
Ancient art practiced only by my family and my select students... Sorry con jobs are practiced by a lot of people lady.
Posted by Baughbe on 05/31/12 at 07:19 PM
Not a problem I need addressed thank goodness, I don't want to get slapped till they swell. OUCH!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/31/12 at 10:57 PM
@Todd: Sorry, I work along but thanks for the offer.
@Patty: You've got my number.
@Patty: You've got my number.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/31/12 at 11:49 PM
That's the best offer I've had all day sweetie!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/01/12 at 11:01 AM
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Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues