Slim Suit

This works better if you first smear yourself with petroleum jelly and wrap yourself in Saran Wrap.

Oh, goody! Broiled meat!

All these people look so happy but wouldn't it be pretty goddamn hot wearing these suits?

Also, a must have for some of the previous suggestions....plastic sheets.

ha ha - you have to send your money to Las Vegas to get it! :lol:

those things make you sweat - i wouldn't want to be around someone when they peeled it off, esp. if they were exercising in it! yuck!

the modern day equivalent - seaweed wraps. does the same thing - gets rid of excess moisture so you think you lose weight but you really don't.

I was just thinking of ideas for next Halloween. Now I'm going to get one of these suits and make a Hazmat mask out of some plastic and cardboard ... thanks Kay and Paul!

No, Patty, I'm happy with my extra few pounds and personal diet. (If it tastes good, eat it. If it doesn't, don't.)

Over here the infomercial's for weight loss are all about smearing on some goo and wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap. Either that or smoothing out cellulite along one's saddlebags. SHUDDER :ahhh:

Of course you "lose weight" while you sleep. Everyone's weight is lower in the morning than at night. That's why you break the fasting you did overnight, preferably with eggs, bacon and hash browns. 😏

Wait a minute, Leshka. If I go to bed and don't get up in the middle of the night to relieve myself (see "Night Crawler"**)
where does the weight go?

** Night Crawler
(1) A worm
(2) Young married couples sleeping in twin beds circa 1955 - 1960
(3) Mature individuals arising in the middle of the night to
empty their bladders.

Mmmmmmmm, hash browns.....

Idiots theres a so called metabolism even if you sleep... whatever you are doing you keep on burning calories... the problem is you always eat higher than you always do. even if you are rigid in your paleo diet menu you still fat if you eat a lot.