Smart Bacon

They tested this stuff on dogs first and most of them had enough sense not to eat it! :barfingsmiley:

I guess they just can't see any reason for anyone to die happy! Eat this crap and live forever.

Oh Paul, how could you? Bad enough I have to get up in the morning, but now I know there's vegan bacon in the world...

That vegan bacon is on eggs... so I guess it is for vegans who love bacon and eggs for breakfast. As long as that breakfast doesn't include any part of a living animal.

Man, why can't I get Hufu instead.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3167/

My bad! Let's call it "vegetarian bacon."

Better idea, let's call it "bacrapon"! 😉

Food Rule #6:

If the box says {delicious food} "style," said product must be avoided at all costs.

By the way, I can't tell, is Travis trying to be funny or does he actually believe what he is saying?

travis, take a pill dude. at some point we all die, regardless of what we eat or do. some sooner some later, but a run away bus will kill someone with a healthy heart just as well. there are no guarantees so make yourself happy in life if possible. oh and thanks for the description of a heart attack, but i'm already familiar. i saw my father have a couple, was even alone with him during one (i was 4) and called for help. in the end he dies of a heart attack i was 8. i'm sure he just ate too much bacon since it's all that simple.

now on a serious note- vegan bacon is to real bacon as rag weed is to roses. or to borrow from bill engval (he was refering to soy bacon)it tastes like bacon, no it don't it tastes like a bacon flavored turd. :lol:

i knew you wouldn't let anyone malign bacon like that dumbfounded. texas twats- sounds like minor league baseball team. :lol:

it's been a long time since i visited. changed jobs and moved house. glad to hear everyone is still obsessed w/ bacon, and everyone is still giving twats like travis a hard time! like i never left!

mrjazz! sweetie i've missed you! i hope the move was relatively painless and the new job is great. 💋

I kinda passed up the book-length spiel from the great state of Texas but I did notice the final sentence that shot a genuine barb at my reference to dieing happy so I'm going to ass/u/me that Travis has not, yet, found his mortality and is still living under the false impression that life will go on forever so he should take care to make that belief comes true but, as we, who have hit the back side of the mountain, know, it doesn't last forever and quality is much more important than quantity so there, Twavis, I rebuke you. (Whew, only one sentence, but a Texas sized one.)

@Val: Sounds like y'all were already hopped up and mind blown on the real thing to have made any objective observation.

We spend all our time surfing the internet and thinking of witty retorts to silly posts on WU, so we don't have time to visit the grocery store. 😊

Sadly Paul, Chuck and Alex were once heavily into disco and became a bit remiss in their posting habits to Weird Universe back in the 1980s, so they missed out quite a few things. Paul is still trying to catch up even today, which is why so many of his posts refer to old cartoons, adverts and the such like.

If you'd like to help out by joining the Weird Universe Remedial Subjects Team, just send your details to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) and someone is sure to get back to you.

We were all "senile delinquents."

travis, dude, you have friends? really? are they all a bunch of vegans? do they all have your same douche bag attitude? i can't believe you live in texas. i would have guessed san francisco.

my condolences on your loss ruby. :coolcheese: