Snail Cream
You no longer need to let snails crawl across your face to stay looking young. Because Charmzone is now selling Snail Wrinkle Recover Cream (available from Amazon for $59.99 a jar)
, which it claims is the first cream formulated with concentrated filtrate of snail mucus. Just smear the snail mucus all over your face and enjoy the glow of youth. [via styleite.com]
, which it claims is the first cream formulated with concentrated filtrate of snail mucus. Just smear the snail mucus all over your face and enjoy the glow of youth. [via styleite.com]Comments
Does slug slime work too? If so, all are invited to come to my garden in a couple of months and have an outdoor "spa" session in the hostas, as long as you dispose of them once exfoliated and moisturized. No charge!
Posted by ScoutC on 04/14/14 at 11:03 AM
Slug is such an ugly word and very demeaning to those poor domicillicly challenged gastropods.
Spoke with better half about splurging. We decided to use our own crop of critters but y'all are welcome to come over.
Spoke with better half about splurging. We decided to use our own crop of critters but y'all are welcome to come over.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/14/14 at 12:02 PM
I pity the poor guy whose job it is to follow a snail around and squeegee its trail into pooper-scooper bags.
Posted by Phideaux on 04/14/14 at 12:11 PM
No, I'm pretty sure this is meant to be used on snails.
Posted by crc on 04/14/14 at 03:42 PM
I'll keep the wrinkles, thanks. I spent the last nearly 50 years earning them.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/14/14 at 08:49 PM
The list of offensive animal secretions sold by humans to each other (and possibly used by some) now adds snail trails to bear bile, weasel musk, deer urine, and whale vomit.
If only I could find a way to market cobwebs...
If only I could find a way to market cobwebs...
Posted by tadchem on 04/15/14 at 10:40 AM
Cobwebs (fresh) are nature's perfect coagulant!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/15/14 at 10:42 AM
It will make your wrinkles EscarGOt away! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 04/15/14 at 12:39 PM
Good one Ty!!!!!! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/15/14 at 07:37 PM
i have pet snails!
Posted by Sarah on 05/06/14 at 04:45 PM
;-P There has been no snails harmed in the stripping them of their mucous for the benefit of mankind's vanity in anyway. 🙄
Posted by Edie Keel on 05/30/14 at 07:40 PM
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