Snakes In An SUV

I offer you yet another distracted driver. It seems that for reasons thus far known only to himself, Angel Rolon of New Britan was driving with baby snakes in his pockets. Of course the snakes got out of his pockets and loose inside the vehicle. So while driving down a Hartford, Connecticut street the snakes ended up tangled with the gas and brake pedals. Rolon and a passenger tried to recover the animals, at which point Rolon lost control of the SUV. He swerved into cars parked alongside the street causing the SUV to roll. Rolon was injured and ticketed, no word about the passenger. So if you are going to drive with snakes in you pants, make sure the pockets either button or zip closed.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/28/ap/strange/main5193849.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain;cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Jul 28, 2009
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is that a snake in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/28/09 at 09:24 PM

Think boa.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/28/09 at 11:58 PM

oooo really expat? :wow:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/29/09 at 08:17 AM

I wuz trying to be modest anaconda bragging just ain't nice.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/29/09 at 10:02 AM

What, no equivalent jokes about 'snakes on a plane'?

Posted by Becky on 07/29/09 at 11:12 AM

Didn't see the movie. One airline disaster movie a decade is my limit.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/29/09 at 01:19 PM

perfect mw! does your snake get out and tangled with the gas and brake pedals?
expat i always say if you've got it flaunt it baby!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/29/09 at 05:35 PM

The epitome of the male ego: A dude, sporting a woodie, floating down the river on his back, and yelling, "Open up the draw bridge, here I come!"

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/30/09 at 12:16 AM

i love it expat! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/30/09 at 12:38 AM

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