Social Distance Zapper

I'm assuming this is a gag gift, but nowadays it's hard to tell.

I'm adding it to our list of weird social-distancing products (see social-distancing shoes and cooler).

Available from Kikkerland Design Inc.

Watch with wonder as the Social Distance Zapper extends from one foot folded to five feet extended! Keep the anti-maskers at bay with just three LR44 batteries to power this 4.5 v zapper.

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Posted By: Alex - Sun Dec 12, 2021
Category: Hygiene | Disease

Comments

It's not the voltage, it's the amperage delivered. We had cattle prods on the farm and they took 3 D cells to move a 1200 pound animal out of the way.

Posted by KDP on 12/12/21 at 11:54 AM

It should be named the "Will Somebody Please Stomp Me Into The Ground".

Posted by Luke The Drifter on 12/12/21 at 04:17 PM

Seems the bright people in design thought ahead also with that saftey rounded tip to prevent colon punctures.

Posted by John on 12/13/21 at 11:42 AM

Somewhere, someone has seen this and gotten very turned on…

Posted by Brian on 12/14/21 at 12:54 PM

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