Some Unusual Beauty Pageants
- Miss Cicciona: open only to women who weigh more than 220 pounds.
- Miss Beautiful Morals: Held in Saudi Arabia. All contestants are completely covered by black robes and veils.
- Miss Penitentiary: For beauties behind bars.
- Miss Landmine Survivor: You have to pay a pretty steep price to be eligible to enter.
- Miss UFO: Sometime in the 1950s. Exact date unknown. Winner pictured below.
Comments
Miss UFO can abduct me anytime!
What you'd call "the ET girl" look, perhaps?
I'd probe that!
What's saucer for the goose...
I bet she's up for a close encounter!
I'm guessing she goes for a man in black!
Can't wait to see her area 51!
The kind of girl you can take home to your mothership!
I'd give her a cuddle on my SETI anytime!
Did I miss any? 😊
What you'd call "the ET girl" look, perhaps?
I'd probe that!
What's saucer for the goose...
I bet she's up for a close encounter!
I'm guessing she goes for a man in black!
Can't wait to see her area 51!
The kind of girl you can take home to your mothership!
I'd give her a cuddle on my SETI anytime!
Did I miss any? 😊
Posted by Dumbfounded on 01/31/12 at 08:15 AM
Possible chat-up lines:
"Are those weather balloons in your sweater or should I just be pleased to see you?"
"Can I photograph you for my 'blue book'?"
"I guess I'm still on duty because my radar is showing an angel!"
"You can't be Miss UFO because I'm pretty sure I'm looking at Venus!"
"You must be Miss UFO because you sure look out of this world to me!"
(As you might gather, my dating technique needs work.) 😉
"Are those weather balloons in your sweater or should I just be pleased to see you?"
"Can I photograph you for my 'blue book'?"
"I guess I'm still on duty because my radar is showing an angel!"
"You can't be Miss UFO because I'm pretty sure I'm looking at Venus!"
"You must be Miss UFO because you sure look out of this world to me!"
(As you might gather, my dating technique needs work.) 😉
Posted by Dumbfounded on 01/31/12 at 08:25 AM
Dumbfounded -- I think you've found your muse!
Posted by Alex on 01/31/12 at 09:21 AM
Oh she's definitely a keeper, rather than one for the ex-file.
[Late entries]
"Let me land my rover, baby, because I've got the spirit if you'll give me the opportunity!"
"Take me to you home planet, honey, and show me your moon!"
"I may be old, but wait until you see my retro-thruster!"
[Late entries]
"Let me land my rover, baby, because I've got the spirit if you'll give me the opportunity!"
"Take me to you home planet, honey, and show me your moon!"
"I may be old, but wait until you see my retro-thruster!"
Posted by Dumbfounded on 01/31/12 at 10:17 AM
She certainly fits the Marilyn Monroe/Jayne Mansfield template of the era. Dumbfounded, wow, you sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet! 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/31/12 at 02:17 PM
Just making up for missing time! :cheese:
Posted by Dumbfounded on 01/31/12 at 06:10 PM
I have been missing you for a long time sweetie.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/31/12 at 07:43 PM
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