Sound-Activated Lingerie

The clapper, adapted for underwear. From the patent:

Lingerie, such as bras which are worn by females, have a fastening mechanism, such as a hook-type fastener, which is difficult to open, especially for the male counterpart. A bra according to the present invention could be made using a signal-activated fastener such that the female's boyfriend or husband could clap his hand and the bra would automatically open.

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Jul 20, 2023
Category: Patents | Underwear

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Posted by ges on 07/20/23 at 08:47 AM

I felt reassured when they clarified that they were referring to "bras, which are worn by females". (Although I think the device would work for any bra.)

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 07/20/23 at 09:30 AM

This sounds like it was developed by a guy who never gets any action.

Posted by KDP on 07/20/23 at 12:26 PM

If she has to wear this, she should have the Boyfriend Remote Control:
https://postimg.cc/VrbRHHqn

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 07/20/23 at 07:02 PM

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