spiritual defecater
Spiritual defecater arraigned in Tullytown, Pa.
Sandralee Banks-Kastrup, 40, had been arrested for pooping inside St. Michael the Archangel Church in February in an attempt, she said, to remove a hex from the parish. She told the cops that the problem was that 528 children were buried in a stretch of land between the church and the Dunkin' Donuts. The Intelligencer (Doylestown) [NOTE: semi-stale story from last week]
Sandralee Banks-Kastrup, 40, had been arrested for pooping inside St. Michael the Archangel Church in February in an attempt, she said, to remove a hex from the parish. She told the cops that the problem was that 528 children were buried in a stretch of land between the church and the Dunkin' Donuts. The Intelligencer (Doylestown) [NOTE: semi-stale story from last week]
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Is this the woman who was wondering what was causing rainbows to appear in her sprinkler?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 08/27/08 at 10:42 AM
Pooping removes hexes? My puppies cleansed my house.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 08/27/08 at 12:04 PM
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