Stuck

When attempting to break into the local rental store through the loading dock be sure you have pried the door up enough to fit under it. Nine hours is a long time to contemplate what you should have done differently. But, hey, at least aspirin is free at the jail.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Jun 27, 2012
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He's lucky it did not go all the way shut and crush his empty head.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/27/12 at 10:51 PM

Bone is pretty tough stuff, Patty.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/28/12 at 12:11 AM

I'm surprised it didn't kill him by cutting off the blood supply to the brain that's allegedly in his skull.

Gotta love dumb criminals!

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 06/28/12 at 08:35 AM

Fifty-three years old? This is something one would expect from a seventeen y.o. kid.

"Hey, Manuel! How'd you get caught?"
"SHUT UP!!!"

Posted by KDP on 06/28/12 at 10:53 AM

Dumb spans the ages.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/28/12 at 10:57 AM

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