Strung (Out) Beans


A Dutchman was caught trying to smuggle 11.5 pounds of cocaine into an Amsterdam airport last Sunday. Security apparently thought it was odd to find string beans in the man's luggage. On closer inspection it was discovered that each bean concealed a plastic tube of the drug. The bumper crop is worth an estimated $240,000.
     Posted By: Alex - Thu Jun 10, 2010
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ingenious, just open a roadside produce stand. the cops would never suspect a thing!
SNAP snniiiifffff CRUNCH CRUNCH. get one serving of vegetables with every buzz. B-8! :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/10/10 at 11:34 AM
Are you sure this isn't just an urban legume?
Posted by Dumbfounded on 06/10/10 at 11:56 AM
He's bean busted :cheese:
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 06/10/10 at 03:08 PM
With a small tube in each bean, and a total of 11.5 pounds of coke recovered, he musta had a sh*itload of beans in that duffel bag :wow:
Posted by done on 06/10/10 at 08:38 PM
Whatever happened to the concept of 'not drawing attention to yourself' when smuggling? 😝
Posted by done on 06/10/10 at 08:40 PM
Hey, Expat, how are the islands? They grow any string beans there, or just olives? See any feta bushes? Saw you were to John?'s cave, were you inspired?

'And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.'

Have a great trip. :cheese:
Posted by done on 06/12/10 at 12:47 PM
i hope you are having a great time sweetie! 💋
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/12/10 at 01:30 PM
Is that what is meant by a drugs runner? I thought they usually got broads to do that kind of work, though I guess anything with a pulse would do.
Posted by Dumbfounded on 06/12/10 at 06:10 PM
they don't let us broads into the men's lockup sweetie. 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/12/10 at 07:24 PM
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