Survival Playing Cards
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I wonder if they have a card that tells you what to do when you wake up with a bear eating your head.
Seems like you might want to memorize the entire pack before going camping. You don't want to have to thumb through them after your in an emergency.
Seems like you might want to memorize the entire pack before going camping. You don't want to have to thumb through them after your in an emergency.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/17/08 at 12:44 PM
That whole bear-eating-your-head thing? Grizzly.
Posted by Kenneth on 11/17/08 at 01:05 PM
Of course, the bear thing reminds me of a similar risk I learned about in SCUBA classes. There was a song:
<singing>
"When just one little bite,
leaves no arm on your right,
That's a moray!"
</singing>
<singing>
"When just one little bite,
leaves no arm on your right,
That's a moray!"
</singing>
Posted by Kenneth on 11/17/08 at 01:07 PM
Kenneth - I like it. May I add a verse?
When you get a little shock
somewhere down around your jock
That's a moray!!
When you get a little shock
somewhere down around your jock
That's a moray!!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/17/08 at 01:13 PM
Allllrightieeeeee!
I will see your poison oak and raise you one cranial laceration and a fractured femur!
agent j
I will see your poison oak and raise you one cranial laceration and a fractured femur!
agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/17/08 at 01:32 PM
Can we get a set of these for Night Out survival?
Five of Hearts = what to do when the chick you wake up with is butt ugly
Jack of Spades = How to convince your wife to come pick your drunk ass up, AND drop off all your drunk buddies at their homes
Five of Hearts = what to do when the chick you wake up with is butt ugly
Jack of Spades = How to convince your wife to come pick your drunk ass up, AND drop off all your drunk buddies at their homes
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/17/08 at 01:54 PM
the Jack of Spades "Solor Still Illustrated" looks like panties
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/17/08 at 02:25 PM
Jules - I guess that's one way of collecting water.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/17/08 at 02:27 PM
Jules,
I thought the solar still looked like a uterus and ovaries at first glance... But I don't have a lot of womb for improvement.
I thought the solar still looked like a uterus and ovaries at first glance... But I don't have a lot of womb for improvement.
Posted by Kenneth on 11/17/08 at 03:00 PM
"Five of Hearts = what to do when the chick you wake up with is butt ugly" - Jules
My dad always told me that was called Coyote Ugly: you're willing to gnaw your own arm off before you chanced waking her. I never knew if there was a converse saying, but I'm sure women get the same feeling also. I'm sure I've probably brought rise to that feeling in many a woman (my dear wife included).
My dad always told me that was called Coyote Ugly: you're willing to gnaw your own arm off before you chanced waking her. I never knew if there was a converse saying, but I'm sure women get the same feeling also. I'm sure I've probably brought rise to that feeling in many a woman (my dear wife included).
Posted by DownCrisis on 11/18/08 at 12:08 AM
"Five of Hearts = what to do when the chick you wake up with is butt ugly" - Jules
I think should be one of the kings, maybe with a new design... the One Armed King, most commonly called the Coyote King.
I think should be one of the kings, maybe with a new design... the One Armed King, most commonly called the Coyote King.
Posted by Silbakor in an altered state on 11/18/08 at 06:44 AM
King of Hearts = what to do when the chick you wake up with is the Don's daughter
Jack of Spades = you realize you just slept with Tanya Vlach
Seven of Diamonds = you woke up after someone "took you to a Leafs game"
Jack of Spades = you realize you just slept with Tanya Vlach
Seven of Diamonds = you woke up after someone "took you to a Leafs game"
Posted by John in O-high-O on 11/18/08 at 12:24 PM
For the poker challenged:
king of hearts = suicide king
jack of spades/hearts = one eyed jacks
seven of diamonds/hearts = bloody hockey sticks
king of hearts = suicide king
jack of spades/hearts = one eyed jacks
seven of diamonds/hearts = bloody hockey sticks
Posted by John in O-high-O on 11/18/08 at 03:53 PM
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