Swiss Air Deluxe
Swiss Air Deluxe is Swiss air in a can. The makers promise that it offers a variety of health benefits. For instance, "airways and lungs will recover," "improves your blood values," "gives you energy for excercises, studies and work," and "much better potency and virility."
Recently, the makers of this stuff added a new product: Swiss Virgin. This is Alpine air "enriched with the lovely smell of real Swiss virgins who are living on the mountains." They add, "The sexy underwear is inside the can !"
Apparently, Swiss Air Deluxe is mostly sold in Asia. For which reason, a few months ago it was awarded the "Devil's Stone" Award, which is a satirical prize given annually to the most absurd freight-shipped product.
A representative from the company actually showed up to accept the prize, but defended the product, arguing, "We take advantage of unused spaces on transport boats when they return to Asia, so our ecological footprint is close to zero."
For some reason, Swiss Air Deluxe's website is currently down. But you can check out the cached version. And their product video below.
Recently, the makers of this stuff added a new product: Swiss Virgin. This is Alpine air "enriched with the lovely smell of real Swiss virgins who are living on the mountains." They add, "The sexy underwear is inside the can !"
Apparently, Swiss Air Deluxe is mostly sold in Asia. For which reason, a few months ago it was awarded the "Devil's Stone" Award, which is a satirical prize given annually to the most absurd freight-shipped product.
A representative from the company actually showed up to accept the prize, but defended the product, arguing, "We take advantage of unused spaces on transport boats when they return to Asia, so our ecological footprint is close to zero."
For some reason, Swiss Air Deluxe's website is currently down. But you can check out the cached version. And their product video below.
Comments
It figures that the Japanese and underwear would be involved.
Posted by KDP on 04/28/20 at 09:49 PM
Does it include a Certificate of Authenticity of the "lovely smell's" source's virginity?
Posted by ges on 04/29/20 at 11:20 AM
Their Swiss virgin looks a lot like a lady I saw near Place Pigalle in Paris.
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 04/29/20 at 02:54 PM
Virtual, she was probably a tourist from Switzerland, shopping for underwear.
Posted by ges on 04/29/20 at 07:56 PM
I bet the girl was as Swiss as her hair was blond. Did you see these brown-black eyebrows and fake-ass hair color? And her teeth! She looks like a dyed Frida Kalho mixed with a horse!
Posted by Yudith on 04/30/20 at 05:57 AM
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