Tarvuism
You may not have heard of Tarvuism before, but it claims to be one of the oldest and largest religions in the world. Tarvuists worship Tarvu, who came to Earth over 3,000 years ago as a tiny baby boy. After landing in the oceans, and swimming with Oobu the holy octopus, Tarvu came ashore and lived amongst men and women so that he could teach them "to live".
It's easy to become a Tarvuist. All you have to do is say Tarvu's prayer:
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.
Comments
Whew, now I can give up my atheism.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 09:38 AM
What key word is triggering the Pizza Hut ad?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/24/08 at 09:42 AM
Mine's "how I lost 1 lb a day". Don't know what triggering either one of those.
Maybe the pizza hut ad is because religion is delicious.
And the lose 1 lb a day could be for once you've been filled with the holy ghost. Or do ghost not weigh anything?
Maybe the pizza hut ad is because religion is delicious.
And the lose 1 lb a day could be for once you've been filled with the holy ghost. Or do ghost not weigh anything?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 09:44 AM
I think we've seen enough of these guys paraded here at WU that we could come up with a better cult. Maxx, I'm gonna wait until we develop our own cult before converting to Tarvuism.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/24/08 at 10:09 AM
That can be the first order of business at our WU commenters convention! I would like to submit for consideration we do not allow kool-aid on site anywhere (to avoid any Jonestown issues and because I don't want the guy busting down any of our walls), however, vodka is welcome 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/24/08 at 10:14 AM
We've already got a trinity, but we'll have to let them fight over which postion they have.
Alex, Chuck and Paul...amen.
Alex, Chuck and Paul...amen.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 10:14 AM
Madd Maxx, the Weird Universe holy trinity is easy. Chuck would definitely be the father. I'd probably be the son, because the age difference between us is about right for that. Leaving Paul as the holy ghost.
Posted by Alex on 11/24/08 at 05:21 PM
*chant*
Who delivers the strangest of neeewwwwwwwwssssssss
*reply*
All hailllll the WUuuuuuuu
In the name of Chuck, Alex and Paraclete Paul. Amen.
Who delivers the strangest of neeewwwwwwwwssssssss
*reply*
All hailllll the WUuuuuuuu
In the name of Chuck, Alex and Paraclete Paul. Amen.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 10:09 PM
I hope you guys don't want any virgin sacrifices - I don't think we have any here 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/25/08 at 08:30 AM
You're not willing to be the stand-in virgin, Jules?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/25/08 at 08:32 AM
That was over 10 years ago, it's not exactly something that I can get back 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/25/08 at 08:34 AM
I guess it's all up to me then. 🙄
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/25/08 at 08:38 AM
I could be the first miracle of the WU trinity.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/25/08 at 08:58 AM
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