testicle cookbook
The Testicle Cookbook
Serbian chef Ljubomir Erovic has just released a downloadable e-book under that name, seein' as how he's probably the world's foremost authority. Tastiest: bulls, stallions, ostriches. Aphrodisiac: sheep, stallions. Other sources: pigs, turkeys. Favorite dishes: testicle pizza, barbecued testicles and giblets. Most important instruction: "Wash thoroughly for 30-45 minutes." Agence France-Presse via News.Com.au
Serbian chef Ljubomir Erovic has just released a downloadable e-book under that name, seein' as how he's probably the world's foremost authority. Tastiest: bulls, stallions, ostriches. Aphrodisiac: sheep, stallions. Other sources: pigs, turkeys. Favorite dishes: testicle pizza, barbecued testicles and giblets. Most important instruction: "Wash thoroughly for 30-45 minutes." Agence France-Presse via News.Com.au
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You gotta wash the balls
Posted by Ryan in Philly on 10/02/08 at 10:11 AM
Wash what after 30-45 minutes? Your eyes, for reading that, or your mouth, after ya et that stuff?
Posted by lostinthevalleygirl on 10/02/08 at 10:25 AM
You forgot to include the link for aspiring chefs to download it:
http://beta.yudu.com/item/details/13867/The-Testicle-CookBook---Cooking-with-Balls---Ljubomir-R.-Erovic
http://beta.yudu.com/item/details/13867/The-Testicle-CookBook---Cooking-with-Balls---Ljubomir-R.-Erovic
Posted by gunnora on 10/02/08 at 10:51 AM
I just had my dog neutered yesterday. Too bad I didn't know about this earlier....
Wow, typing that even grossed me out!
Wow, typing that even grossed me out!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 11:03 AM
Hay KW, you know you might want to get your pooch a set of those prosthetic doggy balls so he doesn't feel foolish when going to the park. I mean, really, you want all the bitches howling with laughter at Fido?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/02/08 at 11:51 AM
Expat - you've never met my dog. He'll be laughed at regardless because those bitches don't know a good thing. See, my dog is kinda dopy. He's a part St. Bernard part Great Pyrenees mix and he is so big he doesn't know how to handle his body. He's always falling over and running into things and tripping over his ginormous feet. But he's a sweetheart! 😊
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 11:56 AM
Those fake doggy balls are a serious waste of money - really - please donate the $$ to an animal shelter instead! I wasn't allowed to lecture the people what wanted to get them when I worked at the vets but I can now 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/02/08 at 11:57 AM
Jules - I didn't know they were a real thing! My doggie won't be getting them. And I'm sure you'll love this - he's a rescue from a kill-shelter here in DFW. He is my sweet baby (even though he's two and not really a baby).
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 12:06 PM
He'll always be your baby!
For christmas last year (from me) my sister got a year long sponsership of a dog that's the same breed as hers @ a no-kill shelter in MA...she loved it
For christmas last year (from me) my sister got a year long sponsership of a dog that's the same breed as hers @ a no-kill shelter in MA...she loved it
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/02/08 at 12:11 PM
That's wonderful!! 😊
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 12:13 PM
"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes,"
- I do that every night...sometimes during the day...sometimes when I'm just bored...but never when I am sitting outside of a school.
"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."
- I beg to differ. Maybe all should not be eaten or even may not be eaten but all can be eaten. I think Dahmer proved that.
- I do that every night...sometimes during the day...sometimes when I'm just bored...but never when I am sitting outside of a school.
"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."
- I beg to differ. Maybe all should not be eaten or even may not be eaten but all can be eaten. I think Dahmer proved that.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/02/08 at 12:36 PM
I'm assuming all the short-and-curlies are removed before eating? Otherwise there will have to be a large supply of toothpicks nearby.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/02/08 at 12:38 PM
KW they also make those fake testes for horses. Great Pyrenees and Bernard! I can only imagine the food bill.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/02/08 at 01:25 PM
Expat - yes, he's a big boy who was underfed previously, so he eats a LOT.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 01:30 PM
They're called neuticles.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/02/08 at 01:36 PM
avmayes614 - She should just put them on her keychain, like I do my husbands.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 02:56 PM
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