The Attack of the 20-Foot Baby

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Posted By: Alex - Wed May 30, 2012
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Comments

BABY MAGIC!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/30/12 at 09:27 AM

I suppose you've already met the child's mother?

Attack of the fifty-foot woman.
Our love was at an end.
All she did to get her kicks
Was step on all the men.

Posted by KDP on 05/30/12 at 09:49 AM

If the kid is normal size and Mom's small that's going to be OK. But, if that kid is HUGE then someone else can do the doo-doo duty.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/30/12 at 01:01 PM

I think the mother has shrunk AND the baby has grown.

Posted by Alex on 05/30/12 at 01:20 PM

One winces at the thought that the child takes after his father. I can't imagine conception was all too pleasant. My wife made some hellish shrieks during the births of our children and they were normally-sized (for Canadians); I can't imagine the sound this poor woman made.

Frankly, I'm surprised she can still cross her legs.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/30/12 at 02:33 PM

The Chernobyl-related abnormalities were subtle at first, and then...

Posted by Robert on 05/30/12 at 08:08 PM

Hi kingmonkey! Nice to see ya!

Robert, that's great dude!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/30/12 at 09:36 PM

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