The Chainsaw Bag

We here at Weird Universe like to make sure our readers remain on the cutting edge of fashion, so we urge you to make sure you're sporting Facetasm's new Chainsaw Bag whenever you go outside. It costs only ¥178,500 JPY, or $2,249. So it's a bargain. Naturally it can't be used to carry an actual chainsaw. Links: hypebeast.com, contemporaryfix-store.com.

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Jul 26, 2012
Category: Fashion | Overpriced Merchandise

Comments

To hell with that FUGLY bag I just HAVE to know WHERE I can get a pair of those shorts! 💋

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/26/12 at 09:26 AM

Well it is a manly purse for the guys I guess. OH Expat, you'd look fabulous in those shorts dahling!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/12 at 11:22 AM

You mock me! :down:

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/26/12 at 11:25 AM

Man, that *is* overpriced - it cost him both arms and the lower half of each leg of his clothes.

Expat, don't worry about patty. What she really wants is to see you in a fustanella.

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 07/26/12 at 11:50 AM

Beware what you seek for you may just find it!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/26/12 at 12:31 PM

Sir! You've been RANDOMLY selected for additional screening! :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/26/12 at 01:37 PM

The perfect accessory for chainsaw murderers everywhere!

Posted by KDP on 07/26/12 at 02:27 PM

I'd never mock you sweetheart! 💋

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/12 at 07:41 PM

Ok, everyone follow me...

"Ooo, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day..."

A man-purse is a man-purse, no matter how they try to dress (ha ha!) it up.

Posted by Big Daddy on 07/27/12 at 12:01 AM

Hmmm, shorts that you wear OVER your jeans. Um, that seems to defeat the purpose.
The man purse is ugly. They call it "chainsaw" to make it sound, uh, more macho??

Posted by girlgeniusNYC on 07/27/12 at 10:10 AM

You couldn't make this macho if you gave one to each of The Village People.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/27/12 at 10:34 AM

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