The Chewbaru

It's a Subaru to which 70 pounds of dentures (as well as 70 pounds of dental impressions) have been attached. It's also known as the Mobile Masticator. More info at ktvq.com or its own website.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Jul 25, 2014
Category: Pop Art | Cars

Comments

Alex, you always give us stories with teeth in them.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/25/14 at 10:09 AM

I used to own a BRAT, which I named, er, uh, "BRAT." (I don't have much imagination in the auto naming department.)

Posted by KDP on 07/25/14 at 10:34 AM

Expat -- I like to give you guys something to chew on for a while.

Posted by Alex on 07/25/14 at 10:55 AM

Don't bite off more than you can chew Alex.
When the person washes it do they use Crest, Aquafresh, or what ?
If someone got killed and then burned in this car identifying them by dental records would be very difficult.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 07/25/14 at 03:31 PM

"I see sir. And what color was the vehicle in question?"
"Well, Officer, it's kinda hard to say..."

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 07/25/14 at 04:55 PM

Do you take it to the car wash or the dental hygienist? do you need a water pik? :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/25/14 at 06:20 PM

I'm sorry to say that the car got into a severe accident. 1346 casualties according to the dental records.

Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 07/26/14 at 04:17 AM

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