“THE END” is not so near.
According to new findings our world is not about to end in 224 days but rather in 584,612 days. It seems that some older Mayans had a longer view of things and created a calendar that stretches another 1,600 years.
The Associated Press has the full story and a video of the archaeologist bearing this disturbing news.
Notice to ticket holders: the mother ship will be delayed some 584,388 days.
The Associated Press has the full story and a video of the archaeologist bearing this disturbing news.
Notice to ticket holders: the mother ship will be delayed some 584,388 days.
Comments
This just in: There will be no refunds.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/11/12 at 09:18 AM
I'll tell you what happened:
The Mayan calendar makers were working along on their blackboards, got up to 2012 A.D and decided to take a break and have a spot of tea. Then the Spaniards came along and killed off the Mayans. The blackboard work was forgotten in all the confusion.
I'm relieved to have heard this before I went out to run up all my credit accounts, go on a whirlwind tour of the world and buy a fleet of Ferraris.
The Mayan calendar makers were working along on their blackboards, got up to 2012 A.D and decided to take a break and have a spot of tea. Then the Spaniards came along and killed off the Mayans. The blackboard work was forgotten in all the confusion.
I'm relieved to have heard this before I went out to run up all my credit accounts, go on a whirlwind tour of the world and buy a fleet of Ferraris.
Posted by KDP on 05/11/12 at 10:18 AM
OMG -- I have a calendar here that ends in December! According to my calendar, the world began on January 1, 2012 and will end on December 31 -- of this year!!! 'Scuze me, I gotta go write a will....
-Cougar :{)
-Cougar :{)
Posted by Cougar Allen on 05/11/12 at 11:05 AM
Well you took that better than I expected Expat.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/11/12 at 11:05 AM
Yea, but I'm out a house, a car, a scooter, three chickens and Hairy!
AND THERE AIN'T NO REFUNDS! 😠
AND THERE AIN'T NO REFUNDS! 😠
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/11/12 at 11:10 AM
My ritual sacrifice to stave off the end of the world worked? sweet!
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 05/11/12 at 04:58 PM
Society is moving backwards .. NOT forwards .. in so many ways
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 05/11/12 at 06:56 PM
I'll start to get worried when it starts moving laterally, BrokeDad
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 05/11/12 at 11:59 PM
Only the end of Greece is near.
Posted by Constintine on 05/12/12 at 02:09 AM
OXI RE! Now that the Nazi party has taken 2ed place there is still a chance we can be saved!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/12/12 at 02:13 AM
Saved by Godwin's Law?
-Cougar :{)
-Cougar :{)
Posted by Cougar Allen on 05/12/12 at 09:29 AM
Well, yea, but in this case the "Golden Dawn" party are uber-right-wing nationalists standing on a platform of ridding the country of the immigrant problem. They would have fared better had they not chosen the inside-out swastika as their embalm and acted like storm troopers.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/12/12 at 09:39 AM
Nitpick: That picture is an Aztec calendar, not a Mayan calendar.
Posted by Joe D on 05/12/12 at 10:37 AM
I'd change it out but in only 584,611 days it won't make any difference.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/12/12 at 10:44 AM
Does a golden dawn precede golden showers?
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 05/12/12 at 12:07 PM
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