The Haunted House Test

This is a good accompaniment to the Have You Been Abducted By Aliens test that I posted two months ago. It's a Haunted House Test, from hauntedhousebuster.com (via J-Walk):

IF YOU CAN SAY YES TO JUST ONE THEN YOUR PLACE IS HAUNTED!

1. Flies appear from nowhere when doors and windows are closed, especially in the winter when they are not supposed to be there.
2. Hearing voices, someone calling your name. Children complain of hearing a man's, woman's or children's voices.
3. You can see something pass you at the corner of your eye.
4. A smell of roses, perfume, or any smell that doesn't belong in your home.
5. Apports or Exports - objects appearing or your belongings disappear.
6. Cold spots or winds in certain areas of the haunted places
7. Things fall when you leave a room, especially when you go to bed.
8. Television, radio, coffeemakers, lights turn on by themsleves and lights flicker making you think that you need to replace light bulps
9. You can feel someone watching you or feel someone follow you around the house.
10. Static on the phone especially when you talk about the spirits that are haunting your home, hotel or haunted place.
11. The room is rearranged.
12. Toliets flush by themselves.
13. The water is running when you arrive home and you know that you made sure it was off when you left the house.
14. Objects drift in the air by themselves.
15. You receive visions of what might have happened on the property.
16. You receive visions of people that have died.
17. You receive visions of future events.
18. Family members get hot and cold flashes, have pain, headaches, or bruises on their body.
19. Family members are in many accidents.
20. Family members change their attitude. (Don't blame them for this.)
21. Fighting and divorce.
22. You receive a very uncomfortable feeling when you start reading the King James Bible out loud and putting olive oil around the house.
23. Depression, cancer or death in the family where the haunting is taking place or has taken place with past residents.
24. When pictures are taken you can see orbs or streams of light.
25. Fog is in only one of the rooms.
26. You receive information in your head about something when nobody is there. You might think that you thought of the idea. You didn't. It's the demons.
27. You hear scratching noises. (If this happens, IMMEDIATELY say, "I bind you and command you to leave in the Name of Jesus Christ!")

Haunting doesn't seem like the most logical explanation for many of these phenomena. For instance, if you notice fog in one of your rooms, could it be that you're standing in the bathroom and someone's taking a shower? And if you get divorced it means your house is haunted? Give me a break. However, if you notice objects drifting in the air by themselves, I'd say, yeah, your house might be haunted.