The Impactors

The first rule of the Impactors Club is that it's For Men Only. The second rule of the Impactors Club is that... well, you get the idea.

The Impactors is for men who enjoy "adult hard riding." They're into "Bareback, Saddle, Naked, etc. Leather, Sweat, and sharp spurs." Sharp spurs are essential. The things they like to ride are horses, ponies, and donkeys.

Poe's Law states that it's almost impossible to distinguish between extreme religious fundamentalism and parodies of it. I think there needs to be a similar law that would apply to sadistic freaks, because I can't tell whether the Impactors is a joke... or not.

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 15, 2008
Category: Animals | Sports | Stupidity

Comments

OK. Let's take a vote on clubs like this.

All opposed, say neigh.

Posted by Kenneth on 11/15/08 at 03:20 PM

Big Gary -- Victoria Jackson is incredibly stupid.

Posted by John in O-high-O on 11/16/08 at 12:52 PM

The back pages of the web site says it all:

"a sadistic rider’s raunchiest fantasies."

The site made me gag.

Posted by mumbley on 11/17/08 at 11:10 AM

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