The Nostrils Cannae Take It, Captain!
In the future, all people will smell this way! Well maybe not, but design house Genki Wear has launched three Star Trek themed scents for the trekkie who has everything, including B.O.
For the men there's a choice of Tiberius or Red Shirt. The former refers to the "T" of James T. Kirk, and presumably makes you smell like a womanising maverick. The latter an allusion to the numerous expendable extras from the original series; though why smelling like someone with a life expectancy of minutes is supposed to be a turn on is not explained. For the women there's Pon Farr, named for the stage of a Vulcan's life where their emotions come to the surface and they become both aggressive and sexually receptive. Fortunately for Earthwomen (and their partners) the pointy ears and domestic violence are optional, and staging fights to the death with gardening implements is not advised.
All three fragrances are available to buy from Genki Wear at $29.99 each.
(Images from social shopping network Kaboodle.)
For the men there's a choice of Tiberius or Red Shirt. The former refers to the "T" of James T. Kirk, and presumably makes you smell like a womanising maverick. The latter an allusion to the numerous expendable extras from the original series; though why smelling like someone with a life expectancy of minutes is supposed to be a turn on is not explained. For the women there's Pon Farr, named for the stage of a Vulcan's life where their emotions come to the surface and they become both aggressive and sexually receptive. Fortunately for Earthwomen (and their partners) the pointy ears and domestic violence are optional, and staging fights to the death with gardening implements is not advised.
All three fragrances are available to buy from Genki Wear at $29.99 each.
(Images from social shopping network Kaboodle.)
Comments
i would think it would be the klingons with excessive smell martel. check the lid on pon farr it's shaped like one end of the fighting tool. could we call one 'dammit jim i'm not a doctor i'm a fragrance'? :lol: oh i almost forgot, the advertising should include the phrase 'geek sheik'!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/28/09 at 07:31 PM
Some how "Genki Wear" just doesn't, quite instill confidence in this old dude.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/29/09 at 11:19 AM
yeah but kirk did get all the hot alien babes in the galaxy expat. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/29/09 at 12:21 PM
True, Patty, but he never got eaten! 😜
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/29/09 at 01:34 PM
are you SURE about that expat? :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/29/09 at 10:26 PM
lol paul! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/31/09 at 10:48 PM
those are great dumbfounded! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/01/09 at 07:43 AM
Coming soon for the Klingon in your life...
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/CrustyBear/Qapla.jpg
Qapla!
"Is that a pain-stick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
Careful opening the bottle!
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/CrustyBear/Qapla.jpg
Qapla!
"Is that a pain-stick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
Careful opening the bottle!
Posted by Dumbfounded on 09/01/09 at 10:22 AM
keep 'em coming sweetie, they just get better and better! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/01/09 at 09:45 PM
For those not familiar, GENKI loosely translates to "Healthy" or "Strong" in Japanese. So it might be called "Strength Wear"
Posted by RDC on 09/03/09 at 02:33 PM
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