therese batson

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[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Therese Batson, 44, and her obviously-biological son, William Cook, 23, charged with hiring a hit man to 86 her boyfriend and his brother, with a down payment of 29 Xanaxes. Palm Beach Post

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Posted By: Chuck - Tue Oct 14, 2008
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Looks like the son took all of the Xanaxes. Some real winners here folks!

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/14/08 at 07:39 AM

Whew! Them'ar folks is smak-dab on t'uther coast of Floridie! Guilty anyhow!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/14/08 at 08:59 AM

Guilty... and are we sure she's in F-state? She could have been one of the Chattanooga hookers. Heck, HE could have been one of the Chattanooga hookers.

Plus, I feel that I got ripped off. Last time I had to hire a hitman, he required 35 Xanaxes.

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/14/08 at 09:42 AM

Oops! GUILTY!

Excellent KW. ROTFFL

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/14/08 at 09:50 AM

Impressive, I'm not sure that I've seen a mother and son with such similarly styled lovely locks before. Which one took a Xanax out of the bag so there were only 29 in there?

Posted by Cristie on 10/14/08 at 09:55 AM

Guilty by reason of ugliness. I think maybe the Xanax could have prevented the whole problem if they used them internally, rather than as (il)legal tender.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/14/08 at 11:38 AM

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