They lurk in libraries
Originally I was going to write this article about the 1980 case of "Leonardo da Toenail," but then I realized how many additional cases of foot-fanciers lurking under library tables there have been. So I ended up writing a round-up article instead.
Comments
So, if you get your toenails painted in a salon you pay for it but at the library its assault, got it.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/28/16 at 08:03 PM
Now, Alex, surely you exaggerate! If there were, truly that many lurkers the expression would be "Toe lickin' good", don't you think?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/28/16 at 11:42 PM
But Patty, it was the moans they were making while painting people's toes in the salon that lost them their job.
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 01/29/16 at 12:42 AM
A simple pedestrian explanation is that the pheromones exuding from the feet are less likely to be masked by deodorants.
Posted by BMN on 01/29/16 at 02:54 AM
Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life, just no moaning, got it.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/29/16 at 04:20 AM
Toe lick or not toe lick that's the question...
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/29/16 at 04:22 AM
Callous use of corny puns does not make for arch commentary but makes me look like a heel and falls flat.
- Phil Angus
- Phil Angus
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 01/29/16 at 05:59 AM
Serious question: how do you not notice someone is painting your toenails? I realize toenails don't have the same nerve endings as skin, but wouldn't you feel some pressure? This guy must have had a very light touch.
Posted by Jim on 01/29/16 at 12:50 PM
I was found under the table before, but it had nothing to do with toes or feet, it was more about drinking.
Posted by GFinKS on 02/01/16 at 09:40 AM
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