This Is Your Dog On Meth!

Little Guy, a mixed breed terrier, found his owner, Marty Rogers', meth stash and ate some. When Little Guy got sick Marty took him to the vet where he tested positive for meth(of course). The vet turned him, Marty not Little Guy, in to police who then searched their home. They found that Little Guy was polite and left some of the meth for the nice policemen to find, as well as a stolen motorcycle. Both Marty and Little Guy are going to get new homes. One is going to the county pound and the other to the county jail.

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Aug 29, 2015
Category: Animals | Drugs

Comments

Man's best friend ? I guess more like Man's Meth friend. The police were very dogged in their investigation. Usually it's the cat that snitches.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 08/29/15 at 09:52 PM

Tell me that Little Guy didn't end up in a kill shelter. Marty, I really don't care one way or the other.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/30/15 at 01:42 AM

Mans best friend. A relative of mine and husband had a marijuana stash/sales house, and hide away for guns and other "liberated" items. While away at day jobs their dog knocked over a heater and started a fire. Every alert firemen arrived and saved the dog, put out the fire and called their friends the police. Both were arrested and convicted and got felony housing with the state. The dog got a forever home in a drug free household.

Posted by Gator Guy on 08/30/15 at 06:37 PM

Cute. I hope the dog went to the shelter and the people to jail and not the other way around. 😊

Posted by Jeff on 09/01/15 at 01:49 PM

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