Tractor Flees Burning Barn

Several years ago we got to hear Paul talk about the theory of resistentialism — this being the theory that inanimate objects can display spiteful behavior toward people.

This 1970 story seems to be related to that concept, as it demonstrates another form of purposeful behavior exhibited by an inanimate object — in this case, a will to survive.

The Louisville Courier-Journal - Aug 10, 1970

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Apr 09, 2016
Category: Motor Vehicles | 1970s

Comments

Who among us doesn't talk to his/her computer! Why, I've been known to coin whole languages and fill volumes with never before heard verbiage.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/09/16 at 11:34 AM

I, for one, think the Samurai Appliance Repair Man is correct when he says that broken appliances mock and dishonor him. As a last resort, a very large sword is the right solution.

Posted by Virtual on 04/09/16 at 01:04 PM

'Short in the wiring.' Right. There's always a logical explanation if you look for it. It won't necessarily be the truth, but it'll let you sleep at night.

As far as machines displaying spiteful behaviour -- trust me, those VeriFone credit card machines hate me. I swear I've never done anything to any of them; they just hate me for no reason. Other brands have no animosity towards me.

Posted by Phideaux on 04/09/16 at 01:08 PM

I once owned a bicycle that was spiteful. The very first time I ever got on it I ended up in a holly bush. I had more strange accidents on that bike than any I've ever owned. I ended up tossing it into a river in pieces and sort of expected it to be sitting in the garage again the next day, mocking me. It wasn't, thankfully, but I've never completely given up the notion.

Posted by puptentacle on 04/09/16 at 01:25 PM

It was spiteful but not very bright so it ended up plaguing some guy 3 streets over.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/11/16 at 09:52 AM

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