Turkey Flight
I am sure you have heard of emotional support animals. They soothe people with mental issues and are afforded the same exemptions to enter places as service animals such as seeing eye dogs. Most often emotional support animals are dogs and cats, but not always. When someone has an unusual support animal like, say, a turkey, that animal is also allowed to accompany the person. Everywhere, even on an airplane. A turkey on an airplane, I wonder if the TSA patted down that passenger.
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I hear turkey in a flying machine and I think WKRP every time! "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/14/16 at 03:40 AM
I enjoyed a lovely emotional support turkey for Thanksgiving. Delicious.
Posted by A Nonny Mouse on 01/14/16 at 09:17 AM
People are wont to test out the limits of authority. Unfortunately, most of our idiot government, corporate and university leadership are too stupid to know when to say "No!".
Posted by RobK on 01/14/16 at 11:30 AM
Suddenly I think I need a cobra as a support animal. Let's see how far that goes.
Posted by KDP on 01/14/16 at 04:15 PM
Did this turkey wear a diaper? Seriously, big turkey shits go where? If I had to sit anywhere near this idiot I'd fake a turkey-phobia episode and then sue the airline for subjecting me to such emotional distress.
Posted by Courtney on 01/14/16 at 07:52 PM
WTF? The end is near, repent sinners! Does it go through the X-ray machine also, might have a C-4 explosive egg inside.
Posted by Gator Guy on 01/17/16 at 07:06 PM
I thought the federal government only recognizes dogs and miniature horses as service animals.........
Posted by The Man with no Face on 02/22/16 at 12:21 AM
C4 eggs!
Service animals are a much wider category now. Also, it gets sticky trying to challenge a person about their service animal. They can be for emotional issues as well as physical ones these days. That's what opened up the types of animals used.
Service animals are a much wider category now. Also, it gets sticky trying to challenge a person about their service animal. They can be for emotional issues as well as physical ones these days. That's what opened up the types of animals used.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/22/16 at 06:18 AM
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