Turn The Other Cheek

John Wotherspoon's career was cut short due to what he claims was a malicious and deliberate hit and run. The hit and run occurred in June of last year, but the accused, Alexander Bogdanovich is on trial in Edinburgh, Scotland now. After an altercation in a nightclub where Bogdanovich was expelled by bouncers, he waited outside and argued with Wotherspoon again then drove off. Bogdanovich allegedly returned and ran down Wotherspoon, who was walking home. Bogdanovich denies these claims. Due to scars on Wotherspoon bottom he can no longer perform as a naked butler. He received facial injuries as well. But the scaring on his backside is why he is no longer employed to entertain 'hen parties' and charity events dressed only in an apron and bowtie. He also lost out on a summer of his modeling career due to the injuries. He says he's going after compensation as well. It's tough when suddenly you're not pretty anymore. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5896861/Naked-butler-lost-job-due-to-car-crash-scar.html

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Jul 25, 2009
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the scar on his BUTT is what got him let go. the facial injuries were apparently secondary. the lesson here is beauty fades, have a back up plan no matter how good you look. or just sue somebody. 😜

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/25/09 at 07:24 PM

What, no before and after? What a gyp...

Posted by Venus in Baton Rouge on 07/25/09 at 07:36 PM

Backup plan, Patty? Are you trying to make this guy the butt of a joke? Butt, wait! I may be wrong and your pun may have been unintentional.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/26/09 at 01:16 AM

i didn't think of it, butt it is pretty funny in hindsight! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/09 at 08:04 AM

'milk the naked butler' sounds like a dirty game. kinda like 'spank the french maid' :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/09 at 04:14 PM

WTF is a hen party. That sounds horrible. I'm guessing, before I google, that hens are older British women? Since I can't see any young woman wanting to be associated with the term "hen". I guess in the states this would be a cougar party. That at least sounds more fun. But seriously if your means of existence is a novelty act then you should probably be looking to for an alternative. Something like a dildo model or a Hooters waiter.

Posted by Pablo on 07/26/09 at 07:04 PM

i've always heard the term used to refer to a bachelorette party.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/09 at 10:18 PM

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