Unisex Tights

Emilio Cavallini has created unisex tights so we (men) don't need to suffer from clinical rejection any more.

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Posted By: Expat47 - Thu Mar 15, 2012
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With a fabric pattern like that, I think I'll take the rejection. It looks like a something that would be worn by a superhero called "StripperMan".

Posted by KDP on 03/15/12 at 09:24 AM

Is that tool showing his underwear outside of his underwear, hoodlum style?

Posted by RG on 03/15/12 at 12:17 PM

I don't know if it's different for the gents, but having the center seam of a pair of tights twisted off to the side as he does that is very uncomfortable. This reminded me of a friend who was in a Greek dance troupe. They wore "fustanella" (sp?- the white "skirts") and tights for their performances. Friend forgot his tights and tried to squeeze into a pair of his much smaller sister's tights. Midway through the dance, odd facial expression, distorted leg movements and crotch of tights appearing below hemline of fustanella, working its way to the floor. Hopa (sp?)!

Posted by ScoutC on 03/15/12 at 07:04 PM

I want those!

Posted by givemepoison! on 03/15/12 at 08:05 PM

These would be cool for Hooter's girls. :coolsmirk:

Posted by Tim on 03/15/12 at 08:34 PM

Something with stars that looks fruity! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/15/12 at 09:21 PM

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