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Updates
(1) Police in Valentine, Neb., believe they've caught the butt vandal (mentioned several times in News of the Weird for his m.o. of lubricating his cheeks and backing up against storefront windows). (2) That Japanese killer mentioned here on Friday, in turns out, was not exacting revenge for the dysfunction of the pension system, but, um, just because his dog died. Associated Press via San Francisco Chronicle /// Washington Post
(1) Police in Valentine, Neb., believe they've caught the butt vandal (mentioned several times in News of the Weird for his m.o. of lubricating his cheeks and backing up against storefront windows). (2) That Japanese killer mentioned here on Friday, in turns out, was not exacting revenge for the dysfunction of the pension system, but, um, just because his dog died. Associated Press via San Francisco Chronicle /// Washington Post
Comments
His dog died? Oh, well... Still, we can consider a modern day Robin Hood, can't we? Maybe the corrupt corporate system killed his dog.
Same goes for the butt vandal. The system assed too much of him and he just cracked. Butt, in his grief he became a symbol of something greater: bums.
Same goes for the butt vandal. The system assed too much of him and he just cracked. Butt, in his grief he became a symbol of something greater: bums.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/24/08 at 09:50 AM
When I 1st read this I read "Vaseline, Neb." not Valentine, Neb. Go Freud.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/24/08 at 09:56 AM
Still too expensive to mummify the pooch?
(nice location by the way!)
(nice location by the way!)
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/24/08 at 10:25 AM
I think it's a great location! Could have a better location?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 10:28 AM
um...that should be...couldn't have a better location
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 10:31 AM
The Butt Bandit will make a great impression on his cell mates!
agent j
agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/24/08 at 10:54 AM
ButtMan - Less Police Blotter and More Vacation/Wilderness Advertising Please.
Let he hath never pressed a greasy ass to the glass cast the first stone...I will be throwing Bricks.
Let he hath never pressed a greasy ass to the glass cast the first stone...I will be throwing Bricks.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/24/08 at 12:51 PM
Some friends of mine way back when we were in high school used to press their cans up against the Honey-Baked Ham store windows at the mall.
Posted by Caffeinated Katie in Atlanta, GA on 11/24/08 at 05:19 PM
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