wading lifeguards

Your Daily Nonsense Ruling by Some Local Council in Britain
Carmarthenshire county in Wales decided that eight public wading pools (maximum depth: 18 inches) had to be staffed by fully-certified lifeguards, or closed down. Daily Telegraph

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Posted By: Chuck - Tue Jan 06, 2009
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I fear they'll have a shortage of qualified staff once the lifeguards-for-large-puddles mandate is brought into effect.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/06/09 at 11:26 AM

Not to mention the lifeguards-for-bathtubs mandate.

Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/06/09 at 11:38 AM

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