wayne bent

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
OK, make yourselves useful. The formal, legal-schmegal jury will be deliberating starting today on whether Wayne Bent, 67, is guilty of molesting two girls, age 14 and 16, and here he is on the witness stand saying that he really had no choice in the matter, in that God told him that he had to lie down with the girls. One supports him; one doesn't. I'll bet you can reach a decision more quickly. (Bonus: He says he only fondled them on the "sternum.") KRQE-TV (Albuquerque)
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Dec 15, 2008
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Even if his title wasn't "Cult Leader" he'd still be....GUILTY!
Posted by DownCrisis on 12/15/08 at 08:39 AM
You know what? You can't really fondle someone's sternum. If only your story had been more plausible and your name less crooked, I might have voted not guilty.

Also, putting "Cult leader" after his name isn't helping his case. Does that title also appear on his business cards?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/15/08 at 10:24 AM
This dude is BENT! Guilty! But Who am I to go against any of God's wishes. If God says it's OK for you to touch little girls, well then thats good enough for me. Of course a better defense might be..."Satan made me do it!"
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/15/08 at 11:31 AM
We can't use the facts of the case into account, but can we take the fact his name is Wayne Bent into account? With a name like that he's guilty as Hell.
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 12/15/08 at 07:24 PM
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