Weight Gain Program

Thank the gods that we've evolved past this form of discrimination! Thank the gods that McDonald's has come to our rescue and, collectively, chunked us up past all belief!

Don't knock us 98 Lb weaklings. Until I was in my 20's I had to stand twice to cast a shadow. But that didn't stop me from taking three ribbons in track in 8th grade and I never lacked for female companionship. Oh how I wish I could go back to those skinny days. Now I am three 98 Lb weaklings in one package.