Well, naturally

Problem: You don't want to get breathalysed driving home drunk from the pub.
Solution: Ride a zebra to the pub instead.
Because I'm a TOTAL killjoy, I might have thought that, say, not getting drunk would be an easier solution. Shows what I know.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25585689-13762,00.html

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Posted By: shadowkat - Thu Jun 04, 2009
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Or... ride the Zebra while sober and get trashed at home (always works for me)

Posted by Matt in Florida on 06/04/09 at 09:33 AM

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