When Beavers Attack!

There has been a spate of vicious beaver attacks along the Pennypack Creek in northeast Philadelphia, PA recently. Even children are not safe. So WUvians from Pennsylvania beware strange beavers until further notice!

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Jun 03, 2011
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Many of our male readers have been aware of how dangerous strange beavers can be for some time. But more and more now women too must be warned.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/03/11 at 09:31 AM

Good one Patty.

There are so many good beaver jokes I don't know where to begin. And most of them would not be appropriate for WU.

Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 06/03/11 at 10:05 AM

I had a beaver hunting license in high school but it expired when I got married. 😕

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/03/11 at 11:50 AM

The first dirty joke on TV...

Weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night

Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 06/03/11 at 01:29 PM

Snapping beavers are the scourge of the land. Btw - Roosevelt Ave by Pennypack Creek used to be a common place to land some 'strange', but that was in the 70's. All the hoes are gone, now. Maybe beavers got them. 😏

Posted by done on 06/03/11 at 10:01 PM

Actually the hoes have got the beavers Dan, honey!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/04/11 at 12:35 AM

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