wicked wandas
Ya don't get to read lede passages like this very often
"They took all the Rabbits but they left the Seahorse, probably because they had enough butt plugs. The Seahorse comes with a butt plug."
That was Wanda Cotie, owner of Wicked Wanda's Adult Emporium explaining to an Ottawa Sun reporter the extent of the overnight theft of merchandise by burglars. "They didn't even touch the German stuff." "They didn't bother with the leather garb" and "didn't check for money." They just wanted the buzz toys. Some of the inventory was expendable, but one, she said, "the chin-strapped Accommodator," is "too valuable" for her to just shrug off. Ottawa Sun
"They took all the Rabbits but they left the Seahorse, probably because they had enough butt plugs. The Seahorse comes with a butt plug."
That was Wanda Cotie, owner of Wicked Wanda's Adult Emporium explaining to an Ottawa Sun reporter the extent of the overnight theft of merchandise by burglars. "They didn't even touch the German stuff." "They didn't bother with the leather garb" and "didn't check for money." They just wanted the buzz toys. Some of the inventory was expendable, but one, she said, "the chin-strapped Accommodator," is "too valuable" for her to just shrug off. Ottawa Sun
Comments
Daryl, I didn't even need a 2ed thought butt I'm a stuck on what the @#$@#$ is a seahorse in this instance?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/10/08 at 11:08 AM
I wanna go to whatever party the thieves are throwing!
Posted by Ryan in Philly on 10/10/08 at 11:32 AM
What the...? Since when is there a adult store on Richmond at Carling?
Er, not that I've been looking, mind you.
Er, not that I've been looking, mind you.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/10/08 at 11:59 AM
Maybe someone should question the cops, afterall they 'continue to probe the heist'.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/10/08 at 12:35 PM
Most likely they'll be able to whip up a suspect or at least pull some name out of their ass.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/10/08 at 12:49 PM
Maybe they had to rush home to make sure their collection of toys was safe. 😉
Or maybe they were the ones that did the break in...so they're busy right now with the loot! 😊
Or maybe they were the ones that did the break in...so they're busy right now with the loot! 😊
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/10/08 at 01:12 PM
I WISH I was busy right now with the loot, boys, but I just got to a stopping point at work. The morning was difficult without my WU fix, but I'm here now! If it was me, you guys wouldn't hear from me for a few days....
As for the German stuff, we all know about German engineering right??
Random tidbit: it's illegal in Texas to sell a vibrator, but packaging it as a "massager" is ok. That's why I have to order everything online...
As for the German stuff, we all know about German engineering right??
Random tidbit: it's illegal in Texas to sell a vibrator, but packaging it as a "massager" is ok. That's why I have to order everything online...
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/10/08 at 01:24 PM
Thank you gentlemen for believing me capable of such a non-clumsy act! Alas, I have been in intenst 2009 planning meetings all day and am just reading my WU now.
That said, who are these people and how do I make friends with them?
That said, who are these people and how do I make friends with them?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/10/08 at 03:14 PM
Yay! Jules is here!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/10/08 at 03:36 PM
Hi KW! 😊
There are so many thing I could say about this story, they're all fighting for the right to get voiced first
There are so many thing I could say about this story, they're all fighting for the right to get voiced first
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/10/08 at 04:06 PM
naughty thoughts naughty thoughts naughty thoughts
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/10/08 at 06:26 PM
Gives a visual for the term "dick-face".
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/10/08 at 07:33 PM
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