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William Smith, 50, was convicted of rape in Kelso, Wash., despite his having had what he thought were ironclad contracts from the women to allow themselves to be raped. Said Smith, from the witness stand, "I'm here so I guess it didn't work." The Daily News (Longview)

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Nov 24, 2008
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So, do I need to rethink all of my rape contracts? This could cost alot in lawyer fees...dammit, is there no justice for the rape deprived.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 09:26 AM

Guilty verdict for the women who were stupid enough to sign those contracts!

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/24/08 at 09:31 AM

Jules, for this one I have an ad for mydaily moment - Is your partner cheating?

Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/24/08 at 09:33 AM

Clearly, he should sue the victims for breach of contract (as I'm sure there must have been a confidentiality clause in there somewhere). That would be the kind of slap i nthe face of common decency that we've come to expect from the American (in)justice system.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/24/08 at 09:55 AM

I may have missed it in the article. However, did he himself draft the contracts, or did he pay someone for the service? If the latter, I would expect the person responsible for the contract wording would have to testify if only to explain why she/he would bother to actually go ahead with the request and not tell the client to go take a flying f*ck on a rolling doughnut.
agent j

Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/24/08 at 11:17 AM

agent J or Expat either of you available to spot for me? After he's sentenced when he takes the perp walk.

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/24/08 at 01:40 PM

patty, he didn't actually apologize.

D F Stuckey, you might want to invest in a dictionary before accusing others of poor spelling.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/04/08 at 07:45 AM

Stuckey maybe you should request your meds be upped.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/04/08 at 04:03 PM

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