Witchita Bans the Color Blue

Apparently blue sno-cones are poison so they've been banned at the zoo. But that begs the question about all the other colors.
Raspberry Blue looks like degreaser
Root Beer Brown looks like motor oil
Cherry & Strawberry Red looks like hydraulic fluid
Lemon Yellow looks like .... well we know what that looks like.

Zoo Serves Poison

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Posted By: Expat47 - Sun May 31, 2009
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My question is, how was it not immediately apparent that the snow cones did not taste like raspberry?

Posted by Nethie on 06/01/09 at 01:28 AM

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