Without You

Mark Gormley is, without a doubt, an up-and-coming musical star. He really rocks out in this video.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Jan 20, 2009
Category: Music | Video

Comments

That was lame-o. I think he might have been lip-syncing.

The chick looks like the one selling her cherry.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/20/09 at 07:58 AM

I'm speechless!

What chick? Oh, wait, that was a chick?!?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/20/09 at 09:11 AM

Who's this "Howdy Doody" dude?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/20/09 at 09:58 AM

My senses are reeling from the sheer ridiculousness that I have just witnessed. I am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or barf.

Posted by AGFH on 01/20/09 at 10:36 AM

Barf, AGFH, it'll be a more honest response.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/20/09 at 10:54 AM

Okay, if the song had some serious remastering, it wouldn't sound bad. It just needs some decent production and it could sound like a cassi rock song. Visually, on the other hand, this whle thing is so cheap and so sad.

Rock star is not about vocal ability or songwriting talent, it's purely about presentation. Mark Gormley cannot present.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/20/09 at 12:31 PM

kingmonkey - What, you don't like his hard rocking threads, bra?

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/20/09 at 12:36 PM

Maxx, he's dressed like my dad dressed in the '80s. Th eonly thing that would have made Gormley look less rockish would be if he were wearing shorts, sandals, and black socks up to his knees.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/20/09 at 04:48 PM

Hey, if you close you eyes and pretend it's someone from an 80's hair band, it does make it better.

Well, it sounds better to me - I liked hair bands.

At least it's not Jan Terri's "Losing You". That song had no redemption.

Posted by Leshka on 01/21/09 at 09:25 AM

Jan Terri is aweseom! You take that back, Leshka!

Get down goblin! Get down goblin!

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/21/09 at 01:04 PM

Part of the weirdness of watching this video is realizing that I grew up where he videoed most of it, the northern Gulf coast of Florida. Mark Gormley isn't as evil as a condominium.

Posted by Brent in trepid on 01/21/09 at 10:55 PM

kingmonkey - can I marry you?

Posted by Leshka on 01/21/09 at 10:56 PM

What's worse is there are more videos of Mark Gormley. AAAAAHHHHH!!!! :ahhh:

Posted by DownCrisis on 01/24/09 at 11:01 PM

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