Wonder Woman Roller Skates

These are triple-distilled nightmare fuel. How could a kid enjoy skating with a baleful Wonder Woman glaring up at the wearer like Mad Max as hood ornament?

I can only hope that these toys are re-released in conjunction with BATMAN V SUPERMAN next year.

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Posted By: Paul - Wed Jun 03, 2015
Category: Horror | Toys | Superheroes | 1970s

Comments

Whoever rolled out this idea should be skated right out on his/her ear.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/03/15 at 09:53 AM

I've heard of toe cleavage, but I don't think that this is what they had in mind.

Posted by Frank on 06/03/15 at 01:06 PM

That "likeness" should have pissed Linda Carter off. She was beautiful ( still is really) that thing...isn't.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/03/15 at 04:05 PM

I prefer watching her skateboarding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=16&v=glBInWrw1WM

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 06/03/15 at 04:45 PM

Actually it looks a bit like Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/03/15 at 06:27 PM

After a couple of toe stops, no more toe cleavage.

Posted by Gary Foster on 06/08/15 at 01:46 PM

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