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More Things to Worry About on Friday
Cops found enough cockroaches in this house in Leesburg, Fla., to suggest that maybe this is where they were congregating to wait for the Apocalypse [with video!] . . . . . The official reason for kicking the Colliers B team out of the British women's darts league was because they cussed during matches, but team member Melanie Partlow thinks it's because she's a one-legged, post-op tranny . . . . . The Church of England, trying really hard to de-Americanize the concept of Halloween, goes so far as to compare it to Christmas Eve (In both events, "light com[es] in the darkness") . . . . . Hard-luck Illinois woman: Even when she had an orgasm, it gave her a life-threatening stroke (and she's OK now, but, jeez--) . . . . . Leading economic indicator: Starting in June, a Portage, Ind., coke dealer had been imposing a $25/order gasoline surcharge. Today's Newsrangers: Oh, y'know, the usual gang
Cops found enough cockroaches in this house in Leesburg, Fla., to suggest that maybe this is where they were congregating to wait for the Apocalypse [with video!] . . . . . The official reason for kicking the Colliers B team out of the British women's darts league was because they cussed during matches, but team member Melanie Partlow thinks it's because she's a one-legged, post-op tranny . . . . . The Church of England, trying really hard to de-Americanize the concept of Halloween, goes so far as to compare it to Christmas Eve (In both events, "light com[es] in the darkness") . . . . . Hard-luck Illinois woman: Even when she had an orgasm, it gave her a life-threatening stroke (and she's OK now, but, jeez--) . . . . . Leading economic indicator: Starting in June, a Portage, Ind., coke dealer had been imposing a $25/order gasoline surcharge. Today's Newsrangers: Oh, y'know, the usual gang
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cockroaches: I willing to bet the mug shots of the parents would qualify them for Daily Jury Duty
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/19/08 at 09:47 AM
Orgasm-related stroke: At least her husband knew she wasn't faking!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/19/08 at 11:24 AM
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